Today has
just been one of those days when I wish I had stayed in bed. It started off ok
with the girls managing to stay in bed till the sun came up on their gro clock
(best invention in the world) but they were tetchy and grumpy with each other,
refusing to share the book we were reading in bed resulting in it getting
ripped. CJ was hard work to get dressed as she kept running off with her sisters clothes and IK refused to have her
hair brushed. So when breakfast ended with a cup of milk on the floor and Coco
Pops in the hair I feared for the rest of our day
We had to
take a trip into town, CJ needed shoes, I had birthday presents to get, IK
wanted to get her dad something for Father’s Day and we had a big list of other
random other stuff. Getting out the house was hard work, IK insisted she didn’t
need a wee, then CJ needed a poo and wanted to go on the toilet (she is still
in nappies but loves to sit on the toilet - potty training when we get back from
holiday I think). They wanted drinks, snacks, a teddy, bread to feed the ducks,
different shoes and a cardigan. It was colder than I thought so once out the
door we were straight back in to change from skirts to leggings. Then IK wanted
a wee
Once we
were finally on our way IK moaned and lagged behind, complaining of being
bored. CJ was tired but refused to go to sleep in her pushchair, instead she
kept taking her shoes off and then crying to have them back on. The both kept
asking for sweets, a drink, a new doll, a magazine and everything else at their
eye level. We nearly walked out the shop with three birthday cards CJ had
helped herself to and a very kind woman had to come running after me with the
teddy she had thrown overboard. The situation reached breaking point when IK nearly
got run over by an old man on a motorised scooter and it took all my self restraint
not to swear at him in front of the girls for going so fast on the pavement, in
town, when its busy! Even a kitkat and a carton of juice didn’t cheer either of
them up, although I was pretty happy to find out they now have 5 fingers,
meaning I go an extra one. CJ eventually fell asleep and I broke my own rule
about only having one snack before lunch and bought IK some teddy bear crisps
for the walk home (which she told me later was the best part of her day)
So, three
hours later we eventually fell in the door, laden down with shopping and with
IK greatly in need of a wee and I decided we needed to re group. But the bread we
were going to have for lunch was mouldy, IK woke CJ up by shouting causing much
grumpiness from both and I managed to trap my finger folding up the pushchair.
At this point in the day there was only one thing for it; Cinderella. She
worked her magic and peace descended over my house. But it was short lived and
we had more anguish and tears over dolls, books, bumped noses, bumped knees,
the wrong yoghurt and even the wrong coloured towel. So I was a very thankful
mummy when bedtime finally arrived.
On days
like today I’m just grateful that we all made it through in one piece and that
tomorrow is a new day, so we get to do it all again!!
Now pass me
the wine, and make it a large one
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